Retail Store Idiots

The reality of working in retail stores. Beware: there can be idiots on both sides of the counter ! ***When I update, I do it on wednesdays*** *Please note that English isn't my mother language, so feel free to correct any mistake you spot, but please, not the Grammar Nazi style.... *I might be unable to translate some of the jokes because the pun works only in French, or I might not have been able to find a suitable translation. If any of you comes with something that works, I'll republish it crediting you. Thanks for reading and most importantly, have fun !