A Thief's Tale: A Requiem for the Adventuring Age

A kingdom shattered. A prophecy coming true. The price of a pie and a good pint too damn much. Four unlikely, (and in some cases workshy) heroes must rise to face a veritable ponzi scheme of villains great and weekend-jobbing, do something undefined with crystals, reunite a king with his crown, and get the last round in before the pub closes.