Mr. Blue Skies

a below-average dude suddenly and inexplicably finds himself in the spotlight of a beautiful freak of nature. this is a goofy, INCREDIBLY self indulgent story for ME!!!! u guys can read it too, if you want. WARNING: all my characters are like. youngish adults so there's gonna be a lot of stupid sexual jokes/innuendo/situations, strong language, alcohol, and also plenty of drama & ELO references UPDATES: when it updates? currently during several pages a day, but it'll probably be like. a couple per week once my break is over :P