An Evil Wizard Cursed Me and if I Kiss Anyone Other than My One True Love My Dick Will Explode

When Kasey Cardboard, an ordinary, albeit lonely and romantically challenged 18 year old, moved to a rural mountain town, he expected the quiet life. However, a chance encounter with an evil wizard changed his life for the INFINITELY worse when his dick was cursed to EXPLODE if he ever dared to kiss anyone other than his one true love! Saddled with this terrible curse, and surrounded by his desperately horny classmates, Kasey's struggle to find his soulmate is truly a mater of life or explosive fiery death by dickxplosion! 18+ Updates Saturday Mornings